Cranmer: God’s choice of 45th President of the USA

Britain’s leading religio-political blogger Adrian Hilton has set his quill back in its inkstand after penning his thoughts under the pseudonym ‘Archbishop Cranmer’. So perhaps he may be excused for going native with some ‘Americanese’ (after all, they continue using some archaic Elizabethan words; eg. ‘gotten’) – click title for original with comments.: 

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God Has Chosen Donald Trump to be 45th President of the United States

God has chosen the 45th President of the United States, and God chose bigly. It really is a great result, just the best, really. It really is. God is going to make America great again. He really is. Bigly.

Donald Trump will be a great president. Without being braggadocious, he said so. He has the best policies – the greatest policies – for making America great again, which, with a great God – the greatest God – he will do. He really will. Because, it’s quite amazing just how great God is, and that’s a fact – not just faith. Not that there’s anything wrong with faith. Faith is great, amazing. It really is. But God, well, God is really quite amazing, more amazing than anyone, in fact.

Donald Trump is a Christian. He said so. “I think Donald Trump has changed,” says celebrated Evangelical pastor Franklin Graham. “I think God is working on his heart and in his life. But people have to make up their own mind,” he said. And they did. People prayed for him. Lots of people actually. Because they all thought what he said was amazing. Very amazing. More amazing than anything, in fact. A lot of people prayed against him, too. But they’re just haters and losers and deplorables.

Donald Trump has a lot of appeal. He really does. He is what he is. If you can’t see it, you’re losers and whatever. He will do what he said – drown the swamp and stuff – and what are you going to do? It’s not like you have a choice, you know, it’s what it is. The people have elected and God has chosen. You can shake your head. The bishops are shaking their heads. They really are. They prayed hard and had faith, amazing faith, but it wasn’t the amazingest. It really wasn’t. Donald Trump has the best faith.

If you aren’t happy with this amazing result, you aren’t happy with God – the greatest God – because the Bible says in Daniel 2:21: ‘he removeth kings, and setteth up kings‘; and in Roman 13:1: ‘For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.’ These are great verses, the best verses. God has the best verses and they’re in the greatest book. The Bible is an amazing book. It’s the best. You would really, if you had a better book, be better than God. And no-one is better than God. No, not anyone.

The same great God who spoke to Moses and Abraham and Jesus has chosen Donald Trump to be President of the United States. That’s the best kind of God. There are all kinds, but some of them are the worst kinds of gods. They really are. But the greatest God does the greatest work. He’s not there to lie or cheat or steal. He’s there to make America great again. You can expect that. He honours his promises. There are other gods who say they’ll honour their promises, but they lie and cheat and steal and ruin peoples lives. Donald Trump will make everything better. God has chosen him. He could have chosen Hillary, but instead he punched her in the face and fired all the pappy-fluffy media, celebrities, pollsters and political elites. God has shut them up. All of them.

So take a look and see what’s going on.

When it is evening, ye say, It will be fair weather: for the sky is red.
And in the morning, It will be foul weather to day: for the sky is red and lowering. O ye hypocrites, ye can discern the face of the sky; but can ye not discern the signs of the times?
A wicked and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given unto it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas (Mt 16:2).

Donald Trump is a sign. He will stand up for the right thing. That’s what he does because that’s what he has always done. Ask his wife. It’s what makes him a great president. He said so at a rally in Florida. And there were a lot of people praying at the rally, and they were praying the best prayers because they were the best Christians. They had the most amazing faith and the best Bibles. Bibles that will make America great again. Make no mistake. America is the best country with the best Bibles and the most faith in the greatest God. This is great. God bless America.

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