Monday musing: Christian one-liners

Thankyou Bob D in Southampton for this ’round-robin’:

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

It is easier to preach ten Sermons than it is to live one.

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited, until you try to sit in their pew!

People are funny – they want the front of the bus, middle of the road, and the back of the church.

The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever.

Quit griping about your church – if it was perfect you couldn’t belong.

If a church wants a better pastor – it only needs to pray for the one it has.

We’re called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

God Himself doesn’t propose to judge a man until he is dead – so why should we?

Some minds are like concrete – thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

Peace starts with a smile.

Be ye fishers of men – You catch ’em, He’ll clean ’em.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

God loves everyone, but probably prefers ‘fruits of the spirit’ over ‘religious nuts’!

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

He who angers you, controls you!

If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!

Don’t give God instructions, just report for duty!

The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

We don’t change the message, the message changes us.

The best mathematical equation that I have ever seen:

1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

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